The Perfect Girlfriend

Joke ID#12057
Funny (2.96)
Rating (0.7)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By teen_wiz
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Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?"

Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

"So, Manny, did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just like your mother?"

Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her; they became great friends."

"Excellent!!! So.... are you and this girl engaged yet?"

"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her!"

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Posted by timmycool Jun 20, 2006

hahahahahaha!!! funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Posted by leetkrew Jun 20, 2006


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Posted by girliepie Jun 21, 2006

Good one. Battery!

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