Nightmare Mice

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Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day carrying a small box with holes punched in the top.

"What's in that box?" Mrs. Riddle asked.
"A cat," Mrs. Biddle answered.
"What for?"
"I've been dreaming about mice at night, and I'm scared of mice. The cat is to catch them."
"But the mice you dream about are imaginary," said Mrs. Riddle.

Mrs. Biddle turned to her friend and whispered, "So is the cat."

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 17, 2006

Err . . . okay then . . . not a great punchline, but it's okay . . .

Comment score: 1  

Posted by crazy2010 Jun 17, 2006

That's funny in an insane kinda way

Comment score: 2  

Posted by girliepie Jun 25, 2006

Shastaki, do you ever give nice comments?

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