Yo Momma So Fat


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Submitted Byhubluza
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Yo mama is so fat . . .

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo".

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her . . .

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please."

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago . . .

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it "says to be continued."

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.




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Posted by 5600113 Jun 14, 2006

Like the yo mama's joke.And pretty long to!I'll give u an A.

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Posted by schatzy228 Jun 19, 2006

you should write a book. call it my book of duplicate jokes

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Posted by schatzy228 Jun 19, 2006

you call yourself newf but you're just a goof with rocks in your head and you wet the bed

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Posted by hubluza Jun 19, 2006

actually i am newff

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Posted by Battery Jun 20, 2006

lol schatzy228!

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Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

No, he doesn't have rocks in his head, he probably just gets high every five minutes. Learn a lesson from this. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE ON DRUGS! DON"T DO DRUGS!

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Posted by hubluza Jun 23, 2006

i dont do drugs i fight against the drug industry

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Posted by Battery Jun 23, 2006

cos they dont give you drugs

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Posted by girliepie Jun 23, 2006

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Posted by hubluza Jun 23, 2006

why did you turn on me girliepie check your pms

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Posted by mumbo_jumbo Jun 24, 2006

u totaly copied those from a site obvious

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Posted by hubluza Jun 25, 2006

aha.com

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Posted by DanceSp5 Jul 11, 2006

Y is everyone saying rude comments?!?!?!

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Posted by hubluza Jul 11, 2006

dont kno

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Posted by girliepie Jul 15, 2006

because everbody hates hubluza.

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Posted by hubluza Jul 15, 2006

well me dont hate me and i thot we were friends i have new war tactics sooo BEWARE

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Posted by girliepie Jul 16, 2006

hubluza, it's the truth! Not many people on here like you, I was just stating a fact.

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Posted by hubluza Jul 16, 2006

well y not

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Posted by girliepie Jul 18, 2006

because you are not a very nice person.

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Posted by hubluza Jul 18, 2006

neither r u

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Posted by bibidybobidyboo Jul 18, 2006

i am just going to say what everybody else is thinking: seriously grow up. you change the names of people jokes, you have a split personality and 2 accounts, you talk to yourself with your 2 accounts,your jokes either arent jokes, or are dupes, or they are not funny at all, and what are you on about war? war methods?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hubluza Jul 18, 2006

heres watt i think about evr1 else u dont use the forums that often ur annoying and think im a liar when u cant even figure a person can only have 1 face and well 1 summary word @$$

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 20, 2006

well can some1 clarify this, who is hubluza and wats his other name /account?I just cant stand him/her.

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Posted by Battery Jul 20, 2006

Him

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 20, 2006

thanx Battery. Him. Its jst tht bibidybobidyboo said he has 2 accounts n some1 else had said he calls himself newf so....???

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Posted by bibidybobidyboo Jul 20, 2006

hey ntsoaky. hubluza uses the accounts of, obviously, hubluza, and also an account of newff.

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Posted by hubluza Jul 20, 2006

actuzlly i have 11 accounts

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Posted by girliepie Jul 21, 2006

I should know.

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Posted by scouttrooper Jul 21, 2006

11 accounts= no life...

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Posted by girliepie Jul 21, 2006

exactly.

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Posted by hubluza Jul 21, 2006

no 11accounts=11 liives

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Posted by goosh Jul 31, 2006

hubluza one of your other accounts isnt girliepie is it? you guys seem to know each other so it could be a possibilty. please say no cause that would be just weird!

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Posted by hubluza Jul 31, 2006

no im girlepie not girliepie

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Posted by girliepie Aug 01, 2006

Hubluza is not me! He impersonated me by making an account almost exactly like mine! He's gay!

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Posted by hubluza Aug 01, 2006

im not gay but i reserve the right to impersonate u all mwhahahahaha

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Posted by spice_2 Aug 12, 2006

Dont impersonate me, please...

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Posted by hubluza Aug 14, 2006

okay i may or may not impersonate you

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Posted by spice_2 Aug 15, 2006

That doesn't make me feel too secure... :S

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Posted by spice_2 Aug 15, 2006

AGh! That smiley didnt turn out right... :/

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Posted by hubluza Aug 15, 2006

just 4 that im impersonating you, mwhahaha

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Posted by spice2 Aug 15, 2006

Why are you going to impersonate me? UGH! Hubluza!

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Posted by hubluza Aug 15, 2006

Well...

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Posted by spice_2 Aug 16, 2006

Why? Really? I just want to know why?

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Posted by girliepie Aug 16, 2006

he's an idiot, that's why!

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Posted by hubluza Aug 17, 2006

i thot we were friends girliepie, oh and i heard that females always mean the opposite of what they say, j/k ,i just like to annoy

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Posted by girliepie Aug 17, 2006

I'm mad at you for impersonating me again!

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Posted by hubluza Aug 17, 2006

im not impersonating you AGAIN, i was impersonating you ALL ALONG

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Posted by girliepie Aug 17, 2006

well, stop!

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 18, 2006

do u guys know each other or u'r one person?

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Posted by spice_2 Aug 18, 2006

Girliepie is one person, Spice_2 (me) is one person. Spice2 and girlepie and hubluza are all him.

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Posted by hubluza Aug 18, 2006

ur point

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Posted by spice_2 Aug 19, 2006

My point is, ntsoaky asked

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Posted by hubluza Aug 26, 2006

riiight

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Posted by haha92 Jan 14, 2007

i thought having multiple fak accounts was bad behavior.shouldnt he be reported?

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Posted by piano70 May 24, 2008

Sigh.................. What has happened to this world? Seriously, get a life, Hubluza.

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Posted by evil996 Nov 20, 2009

can you spell CRAP?

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Posted by evil996 Nov 20, 2009

this hubluzer guy is a gay on his period, judging from other jokes and comments.

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