What to Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

Joke ID#11983
Funny (3.18)
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Submitted Bystang99
Corrected By Fathead
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10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. "...in Jesus' name. Amen."

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Posted by 5600113 Jun 14, 2006

haha,I'll try to remeber that!

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Posted by Battery Jun 17, 2006

These things you always convince yourself your gonna do it but you never get around to it! Great Joke!!

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Posted by goosh Jul 12, 2006

hahaha i have to try #1 i am sure that it would fool my boss! i love it!

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Posted by coolhndsme Jul 31, 2006

very funny

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Posted by mydarklife Jul 31, 2006

I dont work (im a kid) but itll work in school " what im not allowed to pray your prejidce! (or however its spelled)

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