A Collection of Stupid Warnings

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Homelite Zip Start Vac Attack Blower:
Do not point blower in direction of people or pets.
(Wild animals are presumably okay?)

Bono 527 Multi-Purpose Cement:
Exposure may result in confusion.
(Anyone who sniffs glue is more than confused)

Bowl-Fresh Automatic Toilet Cleaning Tablets:
Harmful if swallowed.
(I know a kid who can put a whole orange in his mouth- but that's beside the point)

Sunbeam Simple Press Iron:
To prevent burn injury, keep hand away from heated area.
(I had no idea intense heat could BURN you! Go figure!)

Hungry Jack Lite Syrup:
Caution: Syrup bottle may be hot.
(After lengthy instructions on how to heat the bottle.)

50 Water Balloons:
This bag is not a toy.
(Yes indeed, it's the real thing!)

9 Piece Super Bouncers Bouncing Balls:
This toy is a small ball.
(Apparently that's a bad thing.)

Tagamet HB2000:
Do not take if you are allergic to Tagamet HB2000 or other acid reducers.
(You would think the name is enough of a hint not to take Tagamet if you're allergic to Tagamet.)

Gold Dial Soap:
Use Gold Dial Soap as you would use ordinary soap.
(What would happen if you used as EXTRAordinary soap?)

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion:
Caution: This is not a toy.
(I suppose some people think that moisture rich lotion is a toy. Maybe in California.)

Mr. Bubbles Body Wash for Kids of All Ages:
Caution: Keep out of reach of young children.
(I don't even know what to say to this.)

Diflucan 150 mg tablet for yeast infection:
If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immediately.
(It comes in a container with one tablet in it.)

Wal-Mart Sheriff Gun Set:
Never point or shoot a gun at anyone.
(Some would say it is also important to be able to discern between a toy and the real thing.)

Pampers Bibsters:
Choking may result from anything babies put in their mouths.
(Obviously, a safe baby is a starved baby.)

All of these warnings and witty remarks were found in "Wearing Of This Garment Does Not Enable You To Fly," by Jeff Koon and Andy Powell.

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Posted by timmycool Jun 12, 2006

a few of them are dupes, but i like it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by drole Jun 12, 2006

Hahaha funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 12, 2006

Thanks! I only saw two other warning labels jokes, and none of the ones I submitted were in them, so I didn't know.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by drole Jun 12, 2006

Well, the other 2 ones like this a popular, so who knows?

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 12, 2006

I love jokes that are real like those ones!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by salem33466 Apr 05, 2007

not to spoil the fun or anything but they only put those on cuz if someone stupid enough were to do that than they could sue the company and so if the company has a warning label than they can't be sued...just saying!

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