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Submitted Bydatra16
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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After hertalk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Billy," the lad replies.

"And what is your question, Billy?" asks the Senator.

I actually have three questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second -why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry," replies the boy.

"And what is your question?" she asks.

"I have five questions. First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you tookwhen you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what happened to Billy????




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Posted by Drunky May 31, 2003

O_O not billy! hehe good joke.

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Posted by newf May 31, 2003

LOL-I agree good joke!!!!

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Posted by sarcastic_brat53 Aug 29, 2003

hehehehehe! LOL That's Hilarius!!!!

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Posted by pheonix_down Dec 31, 2003

No, You meant "Hillary-ous"!

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Posted by bubbles101007 May 12, 2006

i don't get it

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Posted by schatzy228 Jun 20, 2006

poor billy, and they probably made it look like a suicide

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Posted by oksana Jun 28, 2006

I don't get it, can someone explain?

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Posted by grungy49 Sep 09, 2006

I think it means that Billy was too clever and asked Hillary about bad things that she did or didn't do and so the recess bell went off early whilst they killed Billy. Poor Billy

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Posted by Strogg_man Feb 04, 2007

man i love your jokes

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Posted by xojohannyxo Jan 31, 2008

I've heard this one but with George Bush. Still funny jokes though! = ]

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Posted by 90sgirl Apr 12, 2009

Billy! No!

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Posted by NYTTA Sep 26, 2012

Cool So what happen to Larry???

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