MJ Jokes

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What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One is white, made of plastic, dangerous for children to play with, and the other one holds groceries!

Why does MJ like Wal-Mart?
Because they have boys' pants half off!

What time is bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand!

And now, for the grand finale:
What is brown and in little boys' pants?
MJ's hand!

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 11, 2006

Michael Jackson (you could at least use his entire name at least once) are so old now. GET OVER IT. By the way, he had skin cancer.

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Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 11, 2006

He bleached his skin, he just says that for pity.

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Posted by Eins Jun 12, 2006

Skin cancer my ass.

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Posted by Celanba Jul 11, 2006

All of these are duplicates.

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