The Violin

Joke ID#11922
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Submitted Byboodler
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The gangster's last words – "Who put that violin in my violin case?"

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Posted by Battery Jun 10, 2006


Comment score: 5  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 11, 2006

Umm . . . how would they be his last words? Unless he died of a heart attack because he got the wrong case.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by fauck Jun 17, 2006

what does this mean??

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mellew Jun 17, 2006

he meant to have a violin case full of drus or something and some1 switched it out with a real violin. y they were his last words idk

Comment score: 2  

Posted by boodler Jun 17, 2006

As I commented before, the gangsters used to put machine-guns in violin cases so they could carry them round in full sight and no-one would realize they were carrying guns, but someone had taken out his gun and put a violin in the case, so when he needed his gun, it wasn't there!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by fauck Jun 17, 2006

where did you comment before? who said anything about guns? how do we know?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by schatzy228 Jun 20, 2006

his was the 2nd comment (show all) delivery a little short, but if you did follow gangster films you would understand it,, kinda funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by fauck Jun 21, 2006

well how can anyone know? what kind of film is that anyway. what language is it in? i usually don't watch films in any language.

Comment score: 4  

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