Pilot and Navigator...such Good Friends

Joke ID#11877
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Submitted Bymumpo
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The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 08, 2006

Nice! Original, funny, and creative!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mumpo Jun 08, 2006

Yeah i picked it up of a good source

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Posted by timmycool Jun 09, 2006

hey, mumpo. whats your good source?

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Posted by girliepie Jun 21, 2006

really brilliant!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Jul 18, 2006


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Posted by taran083 Sep 30, 2006

lmao this made me laugh out loud. good job!

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Posted by reptile5000 Jul 19, 2007


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Posted by jimbob8491 Jul 24, 2008

Hey, Timmy, my good source is "tomato"(!)

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