Blind Date


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Joke ID#11838
Funny (3.16)
Rating (0.68)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByShastaki
Corrected By boodler
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Sam didn't want to go on the blind date that Tom had arranged for him. "What if she's really ugly and I hate her?" he complained.

"Then just clutch your chest and fake a heart attack," Tom replied. Sam thought this was a good idea, so he agreed to go through with it.

He went to the address Tom had given him, and a beautiful woman answered the door. "Hi, I'm your blind date!" Sam said. The woman clutched her chest and fell to the ground.




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Posted by girliepie Jun 06, 2006

Cute!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mumpo Jun 08, 2006

Hey girlypie you know timmycool right? He's besically my best friend! ohby the way good joke.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 09, 2006

Thanks.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by timmycool Jun 09, 2006

shut up mumpo

Comment score: -1  

Posted by 5600113 Jun 14, 2006

Very bad

Comment score: 0  

Posted by 5600113 Jun 14, 2006

Shastaki,I don't like you and your so mean to the other people.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

. . .? What? How am I mean to people?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by girliepie Jul 05, 2006

I don't think you are mean, but it seems like you always write mean comments.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Shastaki Jul 14, 2006

I just say what I think. That's what the comments are for, after all. If all people can put is things like, "Way to go!" or, "Great joke!" and can't say what they really feel about it, then that's taking away a person's right to say what they think. That right should never be taken away. As a famous man once said, "I may not agree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it."

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Shastaki Jul 14, 2006

I just say what I think. That's what the comments are for, after all. If all people can put is things like, "Way to go!" or, "Great joke!" and can't say what they really feel about it, then that's taking away a person's right to say what they think. That right should never be taken away. As a famous man once said, "I may not agree with what you say, but I will fight to the death for your right to say it."

Comment score: 0  

Posted by scouttrooper Jul 31, 2006

I can write what I think: Orange is feeling. ??? Anyway, I like the ending.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Shastaki Aug 14, 2006

Thanks! And sorry about the repost, I must have accidently clicked add comment twice.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Dec 03, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shaggyrogers1234 Dec 03, 2007

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, good one

Comment score: 1  

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