New Baby


Details
Joke ID#11830
Funny (2.64)
Rating (0.51)
CategoryGross  
Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By teen_wiz
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(92 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.

Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full.

"Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."

The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"




Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by girliepie Jun 06, 2006

U R really good at this!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by timmycool Jun 13, 2006

ha! thats wicked!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by girliepie Jun 21, 2006

Shastaki, i bet nobody on here likes you because you are so mean! Does anyone agree?!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

I'm not just talking about this joke! He says it on EVERY joke! Some people on here need to pull the cob out!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by mellew Jun 28, 2006

yeah i used to take up for shastaki but now...

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Math_freak Jul 03, 2006

eeeewwwwww! Ten pounds of poop = stinky, stinky!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by bibidybobidyboo Jul 26, 2006

if you only think its ok shastaki then why is it one of your favourites?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by dragonlilly1 Sep 12, 2006

Another typical man

Comment score: 1  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 01, 2006

Shataski's kinda rude A LOT

Comment score: 1  

Posted by McChucles Dec 22, 2006

Can we all not fight? I think fighting is retarded, not the people here.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by benjam May 07, 2007

whys everybody teasing SHatastica or whats his/her face??? I also think its ok.

Comment score: 1  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?