Good Girls vs Bad Girls


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Joke ID#1182
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-Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
-Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

-Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
-Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

-Good girls wax their floors.
-Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

-Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
-Bad girls know they could do it better.

-Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
-Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

-Good girls wear high heels to work.
-Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

-Good girls say, ''Don't... Stop...''
-Bad girls say, ''Don't Stop...''




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Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 01, 2006

that's funny lmao!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 02, 2006

Totally funny! lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by DanceSp5 Jul 01, 2006

I saw this same exact joke the other day on a website! its still funnt tho....

Comment score: 1  

Posted by cheese123 Jun 20, 2007

high-larious!!!!!!!!

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