Dogs Vs. Cats


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Joke ID#11812
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There is a major difference between the way a dog thinks and the way a cat thinks.
A dog says, "You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. You must be God."
A cat says, "You feed me, shelter me, pamper me, and love me. I must be God."




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Posted by Battery Jun 05, 2006

hahahaha!

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

Ha, Ha! going to the faves! Here's your props-

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Posted by boodler Jun 06, 2006

I yam a cat person! He's my assistant on Word!

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Posted by boodler Jun 06, 2006

I yam a cat person! He's my assistant on Word!

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Posted by bubbles101007 Jun 06, 2006

HAHA I LOVVE IT

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Posted by goosh Jun 07, 2006

that sounds exactly like my cat....if she could talk i mean...hehehe ggod joke!

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Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 10, 2006

Thanks, guys. This is the first joke I've written, so I'm happy you guys thought it was funny. I get most of my jokes from this place, so I may not give very many in return.

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Posted by phoenixoflife Jun 13, 2006

Love it

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Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 21, 2006

Totally love it!! Going on the faves!!!

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Posted by Math_freak Jul 06, 2006

very funny.

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Posted by coolhndsme Jul 06, 2006

very funny

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Posted by jokester13 Jul 06, 2006

That is awesome. It's hillarious. Love It.

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Posted by cookie7878 Dec 13, 2007

To the favorites!!!

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Posted by number1snowflake Nov 11, 2008

Funny Funny

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