The Mystery of Childbirth

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Submitted ByMissSmartySkort
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."

"Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.

"Oh, the stork brought us too."

"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.

"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
"This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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Posted by girliepie Jun 04, 2006

Cute Cute Cute!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by timmycool Jun 05, 2006

nice one!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 14, 2006

LOL great job on this joke!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by 5600113 Jun 15, 2006

4th smiley(full smiley(the comedy rating))

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Posted by coolhndsme Jul 12, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by wizkid Jul 12, 2006

Well I guess the stork excuse is out.

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