Cross-eyed Dog

Joke ID#11763
Funny (2.71)
Rating (0.98)
Submitted Byboodler
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
He says, "My dog's cross-eyed, can you do something for him?"
"Let's have a look at him," says the vet, as he picks up the
dog, examines his eyes, and checks his teeth.
"I'm going to have to put him down," he finally says.
"What?" says the man, "just because he's cross-eyed?"
"No," replies the vet, "because he's really heavy!"

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Posted by bubbles101007 Jun 02, 2006

Why is this rated R

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

Because people decide to be funny and put down R even though it's not rated R! Good joke!

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Posted by bonnieshad Jun 05, 2006

great one! classic yet funny!

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