Why You Should Pity Men...

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Pity us men.........

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your but and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

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Posted by einat17 May 31, 2003

Good one, and "pitty us men" was a great way to start it :-)

Comment score: 1  

Posted by annie9698 Mar 01, 2005

I don't understand what the problem is? It makes perfect sense to me!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by juggleboy502 May 21, 2005

VERY true!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 03, 2005

better live with it- WOMEN RULE!

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 03, 2005

n u looooove us 4 it.

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 25, 2005

this is how it is, its perfect, y wud any1 wana change it hehehe women rule!!!

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Posted by DennysGirl Nov 29, 2006

I must be weird. I'm not like this at all as a woman. I don't hold double-standards on either sex. I believe that both should make the best of themselves. But yeah. Good joke, because sadly,it is true.

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Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

Sadly true...

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