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Joke ID#11714
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Submitted Bybibidybobidyboo
Corrected By boodler
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Albert Einstein was getting bored with making the same speech over and over again at different meetings, so one night, after a long day, his chauffeur jokingly said, "I've heard your speech so many times, I know it word for word! Why don't you take the night off and let me deliver the talk this evening?" Einstein agreed.

When they arrived at the venue, Einstein put on the chauffeur's uniform and hat, and sat at the back of the hall while the chauffeur took his place on the podium, effortlessly delivering the speech, then inviting the audience to ask questions.

He convincingly answered the first few, but then one pompous man stood up and asked a very difficult question on his theories of relativity.

The chauffeur was flummoxed, but calmly said, "Why, that question is so very easy, I will let my chauffeur answer it!"




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Posted by teen_wiz May 31, 2006

Haha, got him... great joke!

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Posted by honey_11 May 31, 2006

hehe

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Posted by girliepie Jun 03, 2006

thats pretty good!

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Posted by bibidybobidyboo Jun 04, 2006

woo! my joke made it into the most popular section!! lol glad you liked it guys

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Posted by timmycool Jun 05, 2006

yeah, its quite good

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Posted by auntiesis Jun 16, 2006

This joke was funny the first time I heard it, and it's still funny now.

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Posted by grungy49 Sep 09, 2006

I don't really get it.

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Posted by Drunky Nov 19, 2006

Haha awesome joke

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Posted by RustyDQ Nov 19, 2006

Clever chauffeur! Classic joke!

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Posted by ouchy1 Nov 25, 2007

Einstein dressed up as the chaufeur, so when the chauffeur dreassed as einstein couldn't answer the question, he turned to Einstein to answer it.

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