The Painter

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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Fathead
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work, and wondered if they would increase in value after your death. When I told him they would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's great news," the artist said. "What's the bad news?"

"He was your doctor."

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Aug 28, 2006

So this is so warped!!!

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Posted by schatzy228 Aug 28, 2006

very funny

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Posted by cheer492 Aug 28, 2006


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Posted by reptile5000 Aug 28, 2007

That was good.

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Posted by fonziekj52 Aug 28, 2007

I don't get it.

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Posted by boodler Aug 28, 2007

When a painter dies his / her paintings go up in price. The doctor must have found out that the artist was very ill, so bought the paintings hoping they would be worth much more than he paid!

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Posted by reptile5000 Sep 12, 2007

In my opinion, I thought that the doctor wouldn't help the painter if he got ill. It seems both our explanations work and are equally funny.

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