The Job Applicants

Joke ID#11648
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Submitted Byboodler
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A man was filling out a job application form.

Whe he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote "No."

Not realising that the next question was only for people who answered "Yes", he wrote "Never been caught."


A bank manager was interviewing candidates for a cashier's post, and was down to the last two people.

One was a nice young man, but a bit timid, so he calls for the second applicant, "Mr. Johnson!"

Up steps a burly young man who seems very sure of himself.
The bank manager thinks, 'he looks like he can take care of himself' and decides to hire him.

He says, "Now, Jim, I like the way you carry yourself. However, you did not fill out where you received your education. Where did you receive your financial education?" Jim replies, "Yale."

"Excellent," says the manager. "You're hired. Now that you're working for us, what would you prefer to be called?"

Jim says, "I don't care - Yim, or Mr Yohnson."

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Posted by teen_wiz May 27, 2006

I LOVED #2!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by orange_syrup May 28, 2006

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Posted by bballrox2123 May 29, 2006

i dont get it.....

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Posted by bballrox2123 May 29, 2006

oh, wait i get it now.. never mind

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Posted by honey_11 May 31, 2006

i don't get it can someone please explain this to me?

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Posted by girliepie Jun 04, 2006

I'LL BE HAPPY TO EXPLAIN! You know how he said that he got his education at "YALE." Well, when he told the manager what to address him by, he got his y's mixed up with his J's. Go back up to the word YALE and replace the Y with a J and it says JALE. He got his education in JAIL!

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Posted by timmycool Jun 12, 2006

this joke is so funny!

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Posted by boodler Jul 05, 2007

When he was asked if he'd ever been arrested, he said, no, because he'd not been caught, implying that he'd broken the law, just not been caught breaking the law!

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