The Court Case

Joke ID#11636
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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Fathead
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This is a true story.

This happened many years ago, and was told me by a man with spare time on his hands, who used to spectate in court to pass some of that spare time.

Lawyer - "You say you saw the defendant's car involved in a road accident at the junction of X and Y?"

Policeman - "That is correct."

L - "And where were you at this time?" P - "At the junction of X and Z."

L - "So you were some 80 yards away when the incident occurred?" P - "Yes, I was."

L, in incredulous accent - "So you were 80 yards away, but you say you knew this vehicle had been involved in an accident?" P - "Yes."

L - "Then please tell the court how you knew this vehicle went through a red light?" P - "Because the light that I could see was green."

L, triumphantly - "Ah, but how did you know that it had been in an accident?" P - "Because it went past on its roof."

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Posted by yojoe May 26, 2006

I don't get it

Comment score: 7  

Posted by yojoe May 26, 2006

Wait...........never mind

Comment score: -1  

Posted by girliepie Jun 03, 2006

I don't get it either...

Comment score: 7  

Posted by Fathead Apr 19, 2012

Neither do I.

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