The Birds


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Joke ID#11616
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Submitted Byboodler
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A sailor came home from his 5-year sea voyage, and had two bird-cages with him.

He holds them up, and says to his wife, "Do you want the parrot, or do you want the cockatoo?"

She replies, "I'll have the parrot, I've had a cockatoo while you were away!"




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Posted by timmycool May 26, 2006

that ones wicked!

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Posted by fauck Jun 17, 2006

what does this mean??

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Posted by sweetmariah Aug 08, 2006

i agree with the person above mean. i don't get it.

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Posted by Fathead Feb 24, 2012

Cockatoo is a kind of bird, but it also means...something else. Something "or two."

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