Healthy Texas


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At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."




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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

Aww...thats sad, but good!

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Posted by wizkid Jun 24, 2006

That is a great one. Very funny.

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