Apostle


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Joke ID#11552
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CategoryReligious  
Submitted ByBattery
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I bet it was really tough being an Apostle of Jesus. What if you wanted a day off?

You ring up Jesus and say, "Jesus, I'm sick today, running a little fever and feeling congested so I won't be able to make it to today's sermon. What...? Say that again...? I'm cured?"




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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 02, 2006

I 4got there r ppl around me. LOL! U r so wicked

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Posted by Battery Nov 02, 2006

thanks

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Posted by Fathead Jan 27, 2012

Or Judas (or whoever it was) could have been HONEST instead.

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