Nearsighted


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Joke ID#11543
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CategoryMen / Women  
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A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.

The note read: Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing: Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.




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Posted by honey_11 May 25, 2006

hehe

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