Elephant Jokes (Plus One Mouse Joke)

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Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Celanba
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What's gray and comes in packets?
Instant elephant.

What's gray and comes in buckets?
An elephant.

What's gray and has a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
They paint their toe-nails red.

How do elephants get down from cherry trees?
Sit on a leaf and wait for fall.

How do elephants hide in custard?
Paint the soles of their feet yellow and hide upside down.

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