The Tale of the Dog


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Joke ID#11483
Funny (1.75)
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CategoryPuns  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Fathead
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The pub landlord was delighted with the little puppy that he'd acquired, and the little puppy was very pleased with his new home.

He'd run around the place, just a bundle of energy - very inquisitive, examining this, looking into that, non-stop all day, until the inevitable happened and he caught his tail in a fast-closing door and lost it!

Time passed, and as one human year equals seven dog years, eventually he went to dog-heaven, for an endless supply of dog biscuits, walks in paradise - well, you couldn't call it a dog's life!

However, he felt incomplete, and one night around midnight, he went back in his ghostly form to ask to be made whole again.

"Sorry," said the landlord, "you know very well I can't retail spirits after hours."




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Posted by crazy2010 Jun 10, 2006

I don't get it.

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