The Old Couple

Joke ID#11422
Funny (2.61)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byundercover_joker
Corrected By Celanba
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A ninety-year-old couple was going to bed, and the old lady was feeling romantic. She said to her husband, "I remember, when we were younger, how you used to hold my hand at night." Grumbling under his breath, her husband reached over and held her hand. Shortly after, she said, "I remember how, when we were younger, you kissed me every night before we went to sleep." Really getting ticked off, the husband gave her a quick peck on the cheek. Then she said, "I remember how, when we were younger, you used to bite my neck." Angrily, the man threw the covers off of himself and stormed out of the room Surprised, the woman called after him asking what he is doing. "Going to get my teeth!" he replied.

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Posted by girliepie Jun 02, 2006

You don't have to be so rude about it ok! I just wanted people to write something, I thinks it's cool. I have never done anything like this before!

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