Old Man

Joke ID#11401
Funny (3.1)
Rating (0.71)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bybeecool
Corrected By timmycool
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Once, I was walking along our road and saw a man who appeared to be very old and well-lived sitting in a rocking chair. Surely, I thought, this man had all the answers. So I asked, "How did you live to such a healthy old age?"

He said, "I do lots of drugs, eat lots of sugars and fats, I smoke, and I never exercise."

"Wow," I said, "how old are you again??"

"I'm 22."

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Posted by honey_11 May 04, 2006

so funny but so true

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid May 29, 2006

It's ironic and a little sobering actually...but funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Fathead May 11, 2010

Yet another "irony proving the point" again.

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