Barnyard Poem


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Joke ID#11386
Funny (2.65)
Rating (0.91)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byskywalker207
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The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow




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Posted by Celanba May 03, 2006

so naughty!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by bubbles101007 May 07, 2006

HILARIOUS

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Gibberish515 May 09, 2006

nice!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

Ha, Ha! wasn't expecting that one!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ntsoaky Dec 08, 2006

BAM! U got me! ha ha ha!

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