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Joke ID#11277
Funny (1.74)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryYo Momma  
Submitted Bybeecool
Corrected By Celanba
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Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she stepped on the scale she went running to me saying "Look! Look! The scale talks!" I dropped my purse onto it to test this theory and it said, "hI" in the area where the numbers usually show up. Yo momma said, "See!? When I stepped on it, it said, 'hELLO!'" I told her, "The scale's upside-down."

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 23, 2007

Now this is what i call a good yo momma joke!!!!!

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Posted by evil996 Nov 19, 2009

so, you weigh 14 kg/lb?

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