I Didn't Do It, He Did!

Joke ID#11167
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Submitted Bykarusho-san
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Bill and Bob were mischievous brothers. They always picked fights with each other. One day, their mother told them to go outside and play, but to remember to be good. Suddenly, Bob came running back in and said, "Mommy! Mommy! Bill broke Ms. Allen's window!"

Ms. Allen was their next door neighbor. Their mom was shocked. "Tell me, Bob. How did Bill break her window?"

Bob puffed out his chest and said accusingly, "I threw a rock at him and he dodged!"

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Posted by coolhndsme Apr 14, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by kikadez Apr 17, 2006

i dont get it

Comment score: 0  

Posted by kikadez Apr 17, 2006

i dont get it

Comment score: 0  

Posted by honey_11 Apr 18, 2006

he was blaming bill for breaking the window but it was actually bob who threw the rock and he threw it at bill and bill dodged and it hit the window...get it? lol btw...funny

Comment score: 4  

Posted by roadrunner May 30, 2006

that's cute. talk about passing the buck.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mccheddabob01 May 30, 2006

This on is so true when it comes to family.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by scouttrooper Jun 01, 2006

Run, Bob, Run!

Comment score: 1  

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