Drinks at Sky Bar


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Joke ID#11164
Funny (2.93)
Rating (1.26)
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Submitted ByDSGJ
Corrected By Celanba
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A woman goes to a new bar at the top of a skyscraper and over by the counter she sees an attractive man. She keeps her eye on him as she orders a drink, and she sees the man take a shot and jump out the window.

She's so shocked she can't speak, but moments later he walks back into the bar. He goes back to the counter, orders another shot, takes it and jumps out the window. Sure enough moments later he walks back into the bar again, completely unharmed.

She walks over to him and says, "I've been watching you, and I've got to ask what is going on. We're thirty stories up!" He leans over and passes her a shot, "If you take a shot of this, you can fly." So she takes the shot, jumps out the window, and plummets to her death.

The bartender looks over and says "Superman, you're a real asshole when you drink."




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Posted by violasrule Apr 13, 2006

THAt;s really mean

Comment score: 4  

Posted by honey_11 Apr 18, 2006

but its funny!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ouchy1 Jun 27, 2006

That's mean, but HILARIOUS

Comment score: 1  

Posted by timmycool Jun 30, 2006

wicked!

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Posted by Hahathatsfunny Jul 19, 2006

Aw, that's uncool of him. But it sure is funny!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by hotchick_802 Aug 20, 2006

so funny!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by taran083 Sep 28, 2006

this joke is said in so many ways >.>

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Posted by taran083 Sep 28, 2006

this joke is said in so many ways >.>

Comment score: 1  

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