The Advanced Baby


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Joke ID#11115
Funny (2.51)
Rating (1.6)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted ByComfyAndJoy
Corrected By boodler
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A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor.

"Are you my doctor?" he asked.

"Yes, I am."

The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"

"Yes, I am," she said.

"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"

"Yes, I am," his father answered.

The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying,

"I want you to know that

THAT HURTS!"




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Posted by deepsea Apr 16, 2006

funny but shouldn't be rated g

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 17, 2006

why should it be rated PG?

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Posted by honey_11 Apr 20, 2006

funny

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Posted by idiot_genius May 07, 2006

2 comfyandjoy: u dont wanna know

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy May 07, 2006

i kinda do wanna know

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 07, 2006

so funny!

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Posted by sweetmariah Aug 07, 2006

? does that mean he could feel him doing her 5 times?

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Aug 08, 2006

oh so that's what u don't want me to know..Eww! I ment the dad was poking the baby with his finger... not the other way... Thanks for the scenic veiw for the rest of the day..

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