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Joke ID#11062
Funny (2.56)
Rating (0.61)
CategoryPuns  
Submitted Bybeecool
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1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

3. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.




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Posted by jhlcc Apr 10, 2006

those were really cool. this is going to my favorites.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by actsingdance247 May 08, 2006

you did a good job, keep them coing!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by coolhndsme May 08, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by undercover_joker May 08, 2006

i didnt find most of these funny only the fish one. but, if becool works on their jokes soon enough there will be pretty good jokes

Comment score: 1  

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