Engine Driver

Joke ID#11029
Funny (2.3)
Rating (0.71)
CategoryAt Work  
Submitted Byfaraaz
Corrected By username
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(76 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

An engine driver was taken to court because he derailed a train.

The judge asked, "Why did you derail the train?"

The engine driver replied, "A man ran in front of the tracks."

The judge replied, "You are a fool. You derailed a train and killed hundreds of people just because of one man, you should have killed him by running the train over him."

The driver replied, "I tried to, but before I could run the train over him he moved away from the tracks so I just turned the train to run the train over him!!"

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by Celanba Apr 07, 2006

1) Your spelling and grammar are awful. 2) This is a dupe.

Comment score: 0  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?