Blonde Bashing

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One day a man is up on his soap box telling blonde jokes. A large crowd has gathered around him and are laughing hysterically at every line, most of which he probably took off of this website. A blonde walks up to him and starts yelling at him, "You know, not all blondes are as dumb as you make us out to be."

Taken aback by this he says, "Fine. If you can answer three questions, I'll pack it up and never tell another blonde joke." She agrees and he starts the questioning.

"Ok, I'll give you an easy one first. What are the colors of the flag of the United States of America?"
"That's easy," she replies, "Red, white, and blue."

"Not bad, I've had some blondes screw that one up. OK, next question. Who wrote the play 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'?"
"At this rate you better start packing up and leaving. That is by William Shakespeare," she retorts

"Impressive. Ok, third and final question. How many D's are in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?" The blonde scratches her chin, thinking deep about the question, and asks, "Can I come back to you on this one?" "Sure," as the man snickers, "Come on back." She runs off as the crowd laughs and the man continues telling jokes.

About fifteen minutes later she comes running back, out of breath yelling, "Sixty-five!" The man looks at her curiously and asks, "How did you come to that?!?!?"

She catches her breath and starts (to the tune of 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer), "de de de de de de de,,,,"

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Posted by rdiggity Mar 30, 2006


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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 30, 2006

this joke is weird

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Posted by mgc710 Apr 04, 2006

I don't get it.

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Posted by Celanba Apr 08, 2006

The man asked the blonde how many LETTER D's there were in Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, and she thought that he asked how many times it was possible to substitute "de" for each syllable in the song. Very funny!

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Posted by LOL_Jordana_LOL Jun 04, 2006


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