Banana Split

Joke ID#10934
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Submitted Byphynyxs
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream
parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

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Posted by coolhndsme Mar 26, 2006

very funny a side spliter

Comment score: 4  

Posted by schatzy228 Mar 27, 2006

very a-peeling

Comment score: 5  

Posted by faraaz Apr 01, 2006

i went bananas after reading this one!!1

Comment score: 6  

Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 18, 2006

way too funny!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 31, 2006

it is without a doubt hilarious!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 23, 2006

shataski, lighten up

Comment score: 3  

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