Bug on My Monitor!

Joke ID#10835
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Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By schatzy228
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One day a blonde was surfing the internet. After a few hours, she decided to have a coffee break.

When the blonde came back, she screamed. There was a bug on her moniter! She ran upstairs and grabbed a fly swatter. When she came back down she couldn't swat the bug. It was to big!

The blonde then remembered the label on the computer, for people having technical difficulties. After a while of searching, she found the label. She called the number immediately.

"Hello, this is Dell technical difficulties station", a man on the other side said.

"Hey, there's a bug on my monitor, and I tried swatting it, but it won't come off!" The blonde cried.

The man replied, "Well, the solution is simple. You take the mou-"

"A mouse won't eat a bug this big!" the blonde said, cutting the man off.

"No, no, no! All you have to do is move the mouse, then the screen saver will turn off."

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Posted by celanba Mar 18, 2006

Why does she have a bug as a screen saver?

Comment score: 6  

Posted by EnderofGames Mar 18, 2006

Hmm... I didn't think of that.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by otherman Mar 19, 2006

ha ha !! doesn't matter why she had a bug as a screensaver. you can have anything on a screensaver. sometimes you can get funny screensavers.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by schatzy228 Mar 20, 2006

duh, it said she was a blonde,,,

Comment score: 6  

Posted by faraaz Mar 31, 2006

ha ha i wanna have a screen saver like that

Comment score: 5  

Posted by unixxx Apr 13, 2006

HAHa! tat is so funny! signed unixxx

Comment score: 2  

Posted by unixxx Apr 13, 2006

HAHa! tat is so funny! signed unixxx

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Apr 19, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Apr 19, 2006


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Posted by beecool Apr 19, 2006

ive seen screen savers with bugs on them!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by oksana Jun 23, 2006

i-i-i-i-i hate bugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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