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The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.

He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School.

The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, 'sir', it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."

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Posted by coolhndsme Mar 15, 2006

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 21, 2006

i don't get it

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Posted by hubluza Jun 18, 2006

if you dove more often than you surfaced, you shouldn't open because your underwater

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Posted by Battery Jun 22, 2006

why do you need to divide it by 2 tho?

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Posted by hubluza Jun 22, 2006

okay heres how it goes add times you dived and how many times you surface and you can only have them the same amount or have dived one more. if same when you divide by two it'll come out even. If dived one more than surfaced youll be undrwater and diving by two will have a .5 at the end of it

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Posted by Battery Jul 10, 2006

okay, say they dived once and surfaced once. thats 2. Divide two by 2 you get one. That odd so he cant open the hatch because its not even

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Posted by hubluza Jul 10, 2006


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Posted by benjam Aug 20, 2006

Hilarious!!! Battery's got a good point.

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Posted by hubluza Aug 26, 2006

oh, no, he by even he meant the only decimal would be all 0s

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