Train Accident


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Joke ID#10686
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CategoryMedical  
Submitted Byenderofgames
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Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Well... The bad news first...

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.




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Posted by poof09 Mar 13, 2006

not funny

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Posted by fauck Mar 25, 2006

what does this mean?

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