Last Rite

Joke ID#10663
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Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By celanba
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A Catholic man was struck by a bus on a busy street. He was near death lying on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.

"A priest! Somebody please get me a priest!" the man gasped. Minutes dragged on and no one stepped out of the crowd.

A policeman checked the crowd and finally yelled, "A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd to give this man his last rites?"

Finally, out of the crowd stepped a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age. "Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest, I'm not even a Christian, but for fifty years now I've been living behind the Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I overhear their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man." The policeman agreed, and cleared the crowd so the man could get through to where the injured man lay.

The old Jewish man knelt down, leaned over the man and said in a solemn voice: "B-4 I-19 N-38 G-54 O-72"

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Posted by schatzy228 Mar 17, 2006


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Posted by beecool Apr 18, 2006

I dont get it

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Posted by hotsexygirl13 May 08, 2006

i dont get it either

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Posted by phynyxs Jun 19, 2007

That I have to explain it is really sad, but here it goes. The guy lives behind the Catholic Church where they have Bingo nights. All he hears of what he thinks might be Catholic rights and rituals is Bingo. For everyone, if you don't get the joke, think a little bit.

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