Prayers


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Joke ID#10662
Funny (2.38)
Rating (1.34)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Bybrain_dead
Corrected By EnderofGames
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Both of the following men have cheated on their wives and have decided to take it to the Lord. One is a gangster and one is a Christian. This is their prayers....

Christian husband:

Dear Father Son and Holy Ghost,
I have sinned and am so sorry. I cheated on my wife with her best friend. Please allow my wife to forgive me for it was a long night and I didn't mean to hurt her.
Amen

Gangster husband:

Waz up Pops Pops Jr. and Spooks,
I cheated on my women last night. She is pissed off but I have a good reason for my actions. You see I'm a pimp in my old town and one of my leading ladies was having some trouble so you know, Lil' Willy down there make it all better. Well, my woman found out so you know let this blow over.
Gangster out




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Posted by brain_dead Mar 09, 2006

please give me some comments

Comment score: 1  

Posted by EnderofGames Mar 12, 2006

Not bad! Made me laugh.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by coldfire Mar 15, 2006

funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 01, 2006

i don't like it 1 bit! I Luv it a lot though! ...But this should be rated PG...

Comment score: 0  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 01, 2006

wait a minute.. it is PG never mind..

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ntsoaky Dec 06, 2006

Go Gangster love! I love the 'Gangster Out' part the most! Just love it 2 much

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