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Joke ID#10610
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CategoryLightbulb  
Submitted Byjokerboy
Corrected By boodler
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How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5... 1 to try and fail, 3 to stand around and pretend to be musicians, and 1 to actually do it right.

How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3... 1 to do it, and 2 to say they can do it better.

How many tuba players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2... 1 to crush the lightbulb, and the other to fight about it.




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Posted by settra626 Apr 14, 2006

didnt make much sense, but loved it anyways

Comment score: 1  

Posted by hubluza Jul 09, 2006

me play tuba me got skilz

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Posted by girliepie Aug 11, 2006

ha ha. That's really true about our percussionists, only one really knows what they are doing.

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Posted by mth_lvr Nov 24, 2009

All of the above. (If hubluza used proper English)

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