First Time Father

Joke ID#10607
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byenderofgames
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A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant.

His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into space, then says, "What in the world are you doing?"

He replied, "I'm waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on another."

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Posted by stargal305 Mar 06, 2006

I don't get it....and yes I am american.

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Posted by taran083 Mar 07, 2006

Does that help? :-P

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Posted by beaver Mar 07, 2006

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Posted by evil996 Jul 25, 2011

not everyone on wocka is american. gay-waste-of-time joke

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