Pun-damentals of Punning!

Joke ID#10563
Funny (3.04)
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Submitted Byswordoffury1392
Corrected By boodler
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Relish today, ketchup tomorrow!

A hamburger walks into the bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

I wanted to be a mime, but I talked myself out of it.

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

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Posted by wimpykidfan37 Oct 20, 2017

The "round figures" joke was my fave.

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