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Joke ID#10522
Funny (1.83)
Rating (2.31)
Submitted Bysalem33466
Corrected By beaver
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1 Why don't blondes eat bananas?

They can't find the zipper.

2 Why don't blondes use vibrators?

They chip their teeth.

3 Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?

Cause their balls show.

4 Why don't a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands?

The vacuum in her head keeps them in place.

5 What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"

"No, I just lie there."

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Posted by beaver Mar 07, 2006


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Posted by bballrox55 May 17, 2006

eww some are gross

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Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 23, 2006

now i can see why this is rated pg13

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Posted by sweetmariah Aug 07, 2006

I don't get the mini skirt-balls one. i am also blonde. but i love the jokes.

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Posted by ouchy1 May 16, 2008

san fransico blondes = men

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