Blessed be

Joke ID#10520
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Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By boodler
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The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind. A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure".
The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."

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Posted by celanba Feb 28, 2006

The pope wouldn't bless gay people. Catholics+gays=not good.

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Posted by boodler May 13, 2006

IT'S A JOKE! Going in my faves!

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Posted by pandalover95 Jun 10, 2006

thats cold !thats just not right !Why are people tearting gay and lesbien people like there different? its not like they stand out or any thing. they just want to be like the rest of us so layoff on them .I know that you wouldnt like it if you were different you were called names and treated differnetly! SO LAY OFF!

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Posted by phynyxs Jun 11, 2006

1. It's a joke, live with it. 2. Organizations like Gay Rights and such actually do stupid things like this. If you don't like that the attention comes on to you like this because of some organization, tell them to stop.

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