Things You Learn From Video Games

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Things You Learn from Video Games

There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.

If it moves, DESTROY IT!

Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.

One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "badguys."

Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.

You can break things and get away with it.

You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.

If someone dies, they disappear.

If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.

You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.

You can operate all weapons without training.

No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.

Death is reversible (only for you!)

Ninjas are common, and frequently fight in public.

Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.

You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.

All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.

Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.

Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.

A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.

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Posted by timmycool Jun 20, 2006


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Posted by deepsea Jun 30, 2006


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Posted by DanceSp5 Jul 11, 2006

I agree deepsea.... oy!

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Posted by hubluza Jul 11, 2006

whats oy mean

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jul 28, 2006

people need 2 stop arguing on joke comment thingies, it takes up comment space, Great joke by the way!!!

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Posted by hubluza Jul 29, 2006


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Posted by brettyfxu Aug 05, 2008

Great joke but how do you "correct stuff?"

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Posted by danielzerman Aug 17, 2008

"YOU" can't, not meaning to be offensive or anything just making sure you know you can't until you are a level 1 editor (500 points)

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Posted by 90sgirl Dec 22, 2008

People who want you to die are guilty of this joke Good one hubluza

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