3 Americans

Joke ID#1050
Funny (2.14)
Rating (1.71)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted By__KABLOOIE__
Corrected By rose_rox
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Once upon a time 5 Indians captured 3 Americans and they said to go get fruit or they'll beat them up.

The 1st guy comes back with apples and the Indians tell him to shove 10 apples up his butt. He says "Ok - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." then he dies and goes to Heaven.

The 2nd guy comes back with oranges and he was told the same. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9..." then he bursts out laughing and laughs himself to death and he goes to Heaven. The 2 guys meet in Heaven and the 1st one says "why did you stop? you were so close!"

"Because I saw the 3rd guy, he had pineapples!!!"

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Posted by alex1234 May 22, 2003

good one!

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Posted by snowmachine88 May 22, 2003

I liked it better when they were going acroos a desert and the guy gets a watermelon.

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Posted by lilpapa92 May 23, 2003

Sup joe i finally get da joke lol!!!

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 29, 2006

Dupe, and the other version I saw was better. Still good though!

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