5 Jokes (19) Revenge of the Blondes

Joke ID#10493
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Submitted Bysalem33466
Corrected By beecool
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1. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

2. What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
Artifical Stupidity

4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.

5. Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants.

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Posted by beaver Feb 28, 2006

love it its about time the blondes have had some jokes that arent about htem

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 02, 2006

I just have 1 little question.... what is a brunette?

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Posted by bballrox55 May 17, 2006

A brunette is someone with brown hair.

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Posted by kikadez May 29, 2006

thatts mean anyways im a brunett

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Posted by jiffyiscool Jan 05, 2007

Doesn't #3 also insult blondes?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jun 25, 2007

lol. i wuz soo stupid and young when i asked that question. i feal like a blond now. though i'm a brunette. oh well

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